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by Sargon on Oct.27, 2009, under Zombie Talk

We here at Everything Zombie.net! are still alive. We have not posted anything new as we have been fighting off a small Zombie invasion in our home town. Fear not however we shall be back to regular postings tomorrow.

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Zombie Shooting Gallery – Toys

by Sargon on Oct.22, 2009, under Games and Toys, Zombie Talk

The Zombie threat looms on the horizon. What better than to train your Zombie shooting skills? This game allows you to practice targeting zombies while avoiding humans. As you go up in skill levels the game gets faster and faster.

Electronic and mechanical shooting gallery, Includes assault riffle.

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Pet Zombie – Flash Game

by Sargon on Oct.19, 2009, under Flash Games, Zombie Talk

What happens after the Zombie threat, if you survive that is. Well one option may be pet zombies!

Want to see my pet Zombie? Well I present to you Fred!

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Zombies For Zombies – Book

by Sargon on Oct.18, 2009, under Books, Zombie Talk

Normally we here at Everything Zombie.net! focus on the coming Zombie Apocalypse and how to survive it. What should you do if you’ve been bitten?

So, you’ve been bitten by a zombie?

Bummer.

But there’s no need to panic! Yes, your life will be undergoing a major transformation, but this doesn’t have to be the end-all it once was when the Disaster first hit. There have been significant breakthroughs in the last decade in helping you keep significant parts of your wit and dignity. Together we can limit the damage.

Zombies for Zombies is a motivational guide designed specifically to make a profound difference in your accidental, strange new life. You say you don’t want to become another one of those ghastly creatures you see on the news out in the Tempe Containment Zone? You don’t have to—if you follow the great advice inside, including:

  • How to dress for your new lifestyle Handy recipes for brains
  • Fitness ideas for keeping you somewhat energetic
  • New skin-care techniques to help ward off “rotting flesh syndrome”
  • How to overcome that darned zombie social stigma
  • Dance steps for the motor-impaired

Completely Revised and Updated Since the Containment Zone Disaster!

“Face it, being bitten by a zombie is inevitable. Thanks to this indispensable book, we can finally stop making survival plans and start making the most of our new lives as zombies. Even for the uninfected, Zombies For Zombies is a scream.”
—Daniel H. Wilson, author of How to Survive a Robot Uprising

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Zombie Survival Kit – Toys

by Sargon on Oct.17, 2009, under Games and Toys, Survival, Zombie Talk

ZOMBIE ATTACK SURVIVAL KIT
by the Homeland Ministry of Undead Safety

When the Zombie Apocalypse arrives you cannot afford to be unprepared. Thanks to the Homeland Ministry of Undead Safety you will be one step closer to being ready for the hordes of the undead. The kit includes.

  • 20′ of “ZOMBIE OUTBREAK” barrier tape
  • 4 warning/hazard signs
  • 8 warning/hazard stickers
  • 8 Zombie classification cards
  • 8 Z.E.R.O. cards
  • 2 Zombie Disposal “toe tags”
  • 1 “IN CASE OF ZOMBIE ATTACK” instructional poster
  • 1 “BITE KIT”
  • 1 glow in the dark sticker
  • 1 lapel button
  • BONUS: CD-ROM “ELECTRONIC TRAINING SUPPLEMENT”
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City of Rott – Movie Review – 5/5 Zombies

by Sargon on Oct.16, 2009, under Flicks, Zombie Talk

City of Rott
Animated
2006

City Of Rot is the best animated zombie films I have ever seen. The story revolves around an “old” man and his walker. They ware wandering through the city avoiding and killing zombies while he seeks a new pair of shoes. Not only must they evade the zombies but also the brain worms that create the zombies.

Visual: 5 out of 5 zombies

Sound effects: 5 out of 5 zombies

Music: 5 out of 5 zombies

Story line: 5 out of 5 zombies

Originality: 5 out of 5 zombies

This is our first movie review and for good reason. We give this movie 5/5 Zombie score.

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The Zombie Hunters – Book

by Sargon on Oct.16, 2009, under Books, Zombie Talk

Alright, I stumbled upon this great zombie comic website. What will happen if we should ever have a Class 4 outbreak… when the Zombie Alert level reaches Severe? This comic gives us insights into a world where zombies rule.

Images below taken from www.thezombiehunters.com Please see their website for the full comic and to preorder their first book!

ABOUT
Follow this team of zombie hunters as they go through life as survivors of the undead outbreak, earning their keep by collecting salvage, gladly trading the freedom of the wastes for the safety of the Argus Research Campus…

Updated every Monday and the occasional Thursday.

THIS COMIC IS RATED R.
This comic contains coarse language, gore, violence, and nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.

Want to see more? Click the link above for the site or click here to pre-order their book! Pre-Order The Zombie Hunters

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Do Not Feed The Zombies – Clothing

by Sargon on Oct.16, 2009, under Clothing, Zombie Talk

Have you ever needed a friendly reminder not to feed the zombies? Well at giftsforageek.com they have a selection of shirts, mugs, and bags with the friendly reminder not to feed the hordes of the undead. Just click the image below.

Need a reminder of what to do in the event of a zombie attack? Once more giftsforageek.com has a selection of shirts, mugs, and bags with friendly reminders. Just click on one of the links below to be taken to the page to purchase.

Zombie Attack Plans

Zombie Attack Plans

Do you just need to show your love for the zombies? Try some of the designs below. Just click on the picture to be taken to the item. shirts, mugs, and bags available.

Yea we just went there. Zombie Last Supper FTW!

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Zombie Survival Poster (Government Issue)

by Sargon on Oct.16, 2009, under Survival, Zombie Talk

This beautiful 24″ by 36″ is a great quick reference zombie survival guide, and a must have for the serious zombie slayer. Includes a “Zombie Traits & Survival Skills” section, along with a “How to KILL a Zombie” section.

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The Last Stand – Flash Game

by Sargon on Oct.15, 2009, under Flash Games, Zombie Talk

Do you ever sit through a long grind at work and think to yourself “Man! What a waste of time when I could be honing my zombie survival skill!”

Well look no further.

The Last Stand is a web based flash game that allows you to practice your survival skills. Can you make it until help arrives?



Free Online Games brought to you by Armor Games

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Zombie Survival – Can Humanity Survive? – News

by Sargon on Oct.15, 2009, under Featured, News, Survival, Zombie Talk

Recently BBC news did a story on research done regarding surviving the zombie outbreak to come. How will humanity survive.

The story located here BBC Zombie Report tells us how man kind will need to strike hard and fast to prevent the zombies from taking over everything.

To view a copy of the report please click on the link below.

Zombie Report Download

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What to do in a Zombie Attack – Video

by Sargon on Oct.15, 2009, under Clips, Featured, Survival, Zombie Talk

Here at Everything Zombie.net! we do our best to help you prepare for the face that one day you may be facing hordes of zombies. In staying with that fine tradition here is a introduction to zombie survival.

What if your internet is down? Well no problem just click below! Zombie survival information on convenient DVD format!

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